Top 350+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings


-1
12 shares, -1 points

Top 350+ Funny Quotes With Pictures & Sayings

“1. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“2. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“3. Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“4. I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“5. If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, then why did it fall off? ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“6. A cop pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off. ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“7. If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“8. Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they’ll start using it. ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“9. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have. ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

“10. Dear Santa, this year I’d like a fat bank account, and a thin body… please don’t confuse the two like you did last time. ”

funny quotes, short funny quotes, funny quotes and sayings, funny quotes about life in general, funny quotes about life and love, very short funny quotes about life, funny quotes about friends, funny quotes about love, funny positive attitude quotes, funny inspirational life quotes,

Like it? Share with your friends!

-1
12 shares, -1 points
admin

0 Comments

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *