Top 97+ Funny Minions quotes and sayings


Funny Minions quotes and sayings

Top Funny Minions quotes

“1. Hi spider, Nice spider, Let me pet you… With my foot! Good spider, Dead spider.”

“2. I have reached the point in my life when I’m not out to impress anyone. Take me as i am or it’s your freakin loss”

“3. My bank account balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft

“4. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much.”

“5. Lord, please give me patience because if you give me a strength I’ll need bail money too.”

“6. Don’t worry about I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.”

“7. Take a breath and count to 10. Throw a punch at 8. Nobody expects that.”

“8. Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain my self-control and wisdom to know that is i act on it, i will go in jail.”

“9. Just in case no one told you today: -Good morning – You’re beautiful – I love you – Nice butt.”

“10. I hate it when people are at your house and ask “do you have a bathroom?’ No, we pee in the yard.”

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